you can be my vodka and i can be your chaser.

there are multiple phases that we all go through when we like someone.

at first, it's a crush. you notice them, you're nice to them. you approach them. you test the waters. you wonder if there's more to it then just a simple crush.

then, you get to know them. you become friends. you start to like them. little things they say just make you smile and happy.

then after you've confirmed you like them... this is the part where it all gets a little crazy.

you become obsessive. infatuated. paranoid. delirious. scared. affectionate. desperate. you try to show you care. you try to play it cool. you try to make them laugh. you listen. you pretend that you're wanted. you pretend you're not interested. you smile alot. you try to please them. you try to surprise them. you offer them your shoulder. you try not to start the conversation. you pull their hair, then apologise when they cry. in a crowded room, they're all you see and all you want to see.

it's all apparently the "thrill" of the chase. a manipulative game, where your heart's on the line.

i've been there, you've been there, we all have. it's an inevitable phase.

but man, it is fucking confusing and weird when you're on the recieving end. can someone please simplify the rules to make it easier for me?